About The Blonde

The comical reality of marriage, mommy-hood and life through the eyes of a stay-at-home slave.

the blunt blonde jonna miller

I’m Jonna Miller but you probably know me as “Real Blunt Blonde” on social media. I’m a smart ass who likes to make people laugh but I give zero shits if you don’t think I’m funny. (But if you don’t think I’m funny, please send me a detailed email as to why you suck as a human being. Just explain yourself, peckerhead.)

If you haven’t caught on, I am fluent in English and Sarcasm. I’m a woman of many trades, what can I say?

I’m currently a stay-at-home slave. My boss is almost three feet tall, messier than shit and really piles the work on my non-existent desk. So I’m pretty confident that I will not have any hair left by the time I reach my 30’s…

…I’m 24, God you’re nosey.

One of the most important duties I perform on the compound is making sure I feed and water my husband every single day, so I guess you can say I’m a trophy wife.

I have a gym membership at the YMCA. I don’t work out, God no, I just go there twice a month to use their free Wi-Fi when I’m out of data. 

Oh and I make videos, post them on Facebook and people find me funny. I’m not sure why I have such a large following, to be honest with you. I genuinely do not. 

But hey what the hell, if you want to join me as I inconsistently document my day-to-day life, which always tends to kick me in the cooter while I’m already down, I’m glad to have you.

I only have one rule here and that rule is this: Feel free to be whoever the hell you want to be, just don’t be an idiot. 

PS. My husband used to be Amish, so shit gets pretty weird around here.

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