About The Blonde

here The comical reality of marriage, mommy-hood and life through the eyes of a stay-at-home slave.

the blunt blonde jonna miller

http://clockrepairraleigh.com/wp-includes/security-services/free-employee-history-background-check-criminal.html I’m Jonna Miller but you probably know me as “Real Blunt Blonde” on social media.

http://norbertelliot.com/content/henry-chauncey-american-life-new-york-peter-lang-2014 If you haven’t caught on, I am fluent in English and Sarcasm. I’m a woman of many trades, what can I say?

I’m currently a stay-at-home slave. My boss is almost three feet tall, messier than shit and really piles the work on my non-existent desk. So I’m pretty confident that I will not have any hair left by the time I reach my 30’s…

brahmi herb where to buy …I’m 25, God you’re nosey.

One of the most important duties I perform on the compound is making sure I feed and water my husband every single day, so I guess you can say I’m a trophy wife.

I have a gym membership at the YMCA. I don’t work out, God no, I just go there twice a month to use their free Wi-Fi when I’m out of data. 

But hey what the hell, if you want to join me as I inconsistently document my day-to-day life, which always tends to kick me in the cooter while I’m already down, I’m glad to have you.

I only have one rule here and that rule is this: Feel free to be whoever the hell you want to be, just don’t be an idiot. 

PS. My husband used to be Amish, so shit gets pretty weird around here.

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